How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint his balls red.
What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
Wanna freak out? = Google maps, type: 47.110579 9.227568, click the green arrow, select “more”, then go to “street view.” Go up two and left twice.
when someone with more than 10 items gets in the express lane at the store
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(Source: pokeball-drunk-from-hell, via wheelinitin)
| Harry Potter fans: | I want to go to Hogwarts! |
|---|---|
| Divergent fans: | I want to try being Dauntless! |
| Percy Jackson fans: | I want to go to Camp Half-blood! |
| The last Airbender fans: | I want to master all four elements! |
| Hunger games fans: | I'm okay. |
*Goes to friends house*
Friend: Oh h-
*Walks passed friend*
*Goes straight to fridge*
I’m currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening.
It’s called bitches & hoes.
My toe is such a slut.
It bangs everything.
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