garfielcl:

Ok great it’s summer but what the fuck am I supposed to do now: an autobiography

(via poopflow)

alltailnolegs:

It’s been raining like crazy and that means it’s the perfect outdoor light for photos. <3

(via carcinocell)

klaineforchristmas:

onewhositswiththeturtles:

Sometimes I get really bored

this makes me uncomfortable

klaineforchristmas:

onewhositswiththeturtles:

Sometimes I get really bored

this makes me uncomfortable

(via zackawacka)

opulate:

how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”

(via carcinocell)

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

what is the trendiest part of the body

the hip

(via hashbrovvn)

earthnation:

earthnation:

who is bigger? mr. bigger or mr. bigger’s baby?

THE BABY CUZ THE BABY IS A LITTLE BIGGER

(via hashbrovvn)

tastefullyoffensive:

[gypsylove]
black people: black
white people: 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil
asian people: not chinese

themysteriousbagman:

Heavy doesn’t really understand why someone would refuse free items.

(via carcinocell)

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

(via carcinocell)